marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
