high people should be assigned attendants
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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