You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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