Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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