Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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