Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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