I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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