Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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