i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
