i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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