Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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