can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I came so hard my ears popped.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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