That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Naked Twister starts at high noon
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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