I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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