she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
