she takes plan B like it's going out of style
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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