I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just found puke in my bra..
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
So vagazzling was a success
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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