is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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