similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
It's rum buckets o'clock
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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