I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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