my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
there is puke in my bra ... again
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