She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
