shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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