haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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