I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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