So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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