Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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