just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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