there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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