I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
