just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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