i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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