holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
