It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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