We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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