i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I intend to get homeless drunk
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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