You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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