What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
my sisters under your porch take her home
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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