I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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