Cold hands, warm shart.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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