Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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