youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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