never play flip cup with pint glasses
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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