That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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