uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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