I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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