Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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