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say what?
wanna hang out?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
