Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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