oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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