Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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