like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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