I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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