I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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