Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Bring me that man meat
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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