jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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