So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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